Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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