id be glad to
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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