i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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