the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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