Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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