I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My pussy is not your playground.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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