D3 body, D1 cock
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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