I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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