STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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