Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
two words: eviction party
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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