he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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