we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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