Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize