I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
