is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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