Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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