So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
