stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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