If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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