Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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