I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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