so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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