So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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