I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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