Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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