That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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