can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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