do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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