You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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