Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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