so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
