I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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