everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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