so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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