I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She swung at the pinata with crutches
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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