Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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