I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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