"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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