That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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