these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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