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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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