Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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