Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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