So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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