So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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