that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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