cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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