They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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