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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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