I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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