I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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