She is in my trunk
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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