this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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