My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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