Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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I have aggressive nipples.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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