Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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